Useless Products I Really Need, or, Why my Credit Card Bills are Higher than my Rent, Chapter 15

I am sure you all are now starving for doughnuts after reading about Paula Deen’s Ladies’ Brunch Burgers. I know I sure am! I wish I could have a nice, piping-hot wad of dough right now. Right here at my desk. NOW!

Well, thanks to the fine folks at Dough-Nu-Matic, I can! And so can you!

According to the Manufacturer: The Dough-Nu-Matic automatically forms, fries and drains delectable mini-doughnuts in just 50 seconds! Great for large parties and ideal for fundraisers since this machine makes easy-to-sell treats for pennies apiece. Makes a dozen doughnuts in under six minutes. Just add dough and the Dough-Nu-Matic does the rest. Enclosed oil fryer keeps cleanup to a minimum. Dials adjust cooking temperature.

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Why I Don’t Need It: Years ago, I asked for a bread machine for Christmas. My mother refused because, and I quote, “You would never leave your room except to buy flour and butter.” Same goes for the Dough-Nu-Matic. Richard Simmons would have to come with a team of carpenters to cut me out of my apartment. It would be very unpretty.

Why I Totally Need It: I think I will suspend mine over my couch so that the warm, tasty doughnuttiness would fall right into my mouth while I watched old episodes of CSI:Miami. How dreamy would that be? Seriously?

Suggested Retail Price: $129.99 (It may sound steep at first, but it literally cuts your annual doughnut budget down to mere pennies) at Skymall.com.

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Click on the picture above to see the Dough-Nu-Matic in action!

One Response

  1. Mmm! But I imagine they only suffice in a pinch… or do you think Krispy Kreme would sell you batter? For a price, someone would probably meet you at the back door!

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