Archive for March, 2008

She Probably Had Brunch at Paula Deen’s
March 14, 2008

That ladies’ brunch will get you every time….
From KCTV5 in Kansas City:

Woman Spent 2 Years On Toilet
Boyfriend: She Wanted To Stay
NESS CITY, Kan. — A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.”She was not glued. She was [...]

Twelve Angry D-Listers, or, What is Clogging Up my TiVo Today
March 11, 2008

Lordy, how I do love court shows. When we meet up, ask me to do my word-for-word re-inactments of my favorite Judge Judy episodes (right now I am torn between the lady who sued her former landlord because she beaned her with some TupperWare and the gripping donnybrook that resulted from two [...]

Useless Products I Really Need, or, Why my Credit Card Bills are Higher than my Rent, Chapter 15
March 4, 2008

I am sure you all are now starving for doughnuts after reading about Paula Deen’s Ladies’ Brunch Burgers. I know I sure am! I wish I could have a nice, piping-hot wad of dough right now. Right here at my desk. NOW!
Well, thanks to the fine folks at Dough-Nu-Matic, I can! [...]

Big Girl, You Are Beautiful, or, Paula Deen Makes Brunch for the Ladies
March 3, 2008

Sunday morning, I was completely minding my own business, watching TV and eating cereal (as I do just about every Sunday morning.)  There was nothing of interest on either of my TiVos, except for one of my favorite old Law & Order: Criminal Intents (oooooh….creepy Santeria cult).  So I was forced to watch live, actual [...]