Jinger, Jenny, Jenny, Jinger, Jimmy, Jenny, Jenny, Jimmy July 26, 2007

Well my stars and garters….guess who is knocked up again!
That’s right, friends, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are dropping another tyke like its hot. This makes SEVENTEEN, count ‘em, SEVENTEEN children to spring out of the terrifyingly fruitful loins of everyone’s favorite babymama.
Little Jenny will be born on July 27th. Michelle is [...]

Giving the People What They Want, or, I am a Whore July 19, 2007

Yesterday was the most popular day ever on this page.   There were over 175 individual hits to my little corner of the Internet, beat the previous record of 87 in one day quite soundly.  I can only imagine that it had something to do with yesterday’s product spotlight, the Ball-Lifter.  The previously most-looked at page [...]

Useless Products I Really Need, Or, Why My Credit Card Bills are Higher Than My Rent: Chapter 13 July 18, 2007

OK, I am almost loathe to post this, but I cannot resist.  Some things you find, you just have to share with the world.
Fellas, I am sure one or two of you have walked into a room and thought to yourselves, “You know, selves, I bet everyone in this room would like me ten times [...]

I’m Hungry!!!, or, Does This Ass Make My Pants Look Fat? Chapter Six July 13, 2007

Hey, I want something Mexican! I don’t feel like going to Taco Bell, but I want something just as klassy and nutritionally sound. Well, if you have a loaf of white bread, some cheddar cheese (I am sure some home made Velveeta will do), and some taco seasoning, Christy M. from Fort Lee, [...]

Who do I Hate Today? Part Three of a Trillion Installment Series July 11, 2007

America, meet Stephen Dunne.

Brent, why ever do you hate him so?  This massive tool is currently suing the Massachusetts Board of Bar Examiners and the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court for $9.75 million dollars because he failed the bar exam.  Little Stevie says his delicate sensibilities were offended when a question about lesbians came up.  Here [...]

Japanese people are so damn lucky! July 11, 2007

They get the best TV.
Click on the little ones below to get a look at the Japanese game show “Human Tetris.”
If this was on American TV, it would be the number one season pass on my TiVo.

Everyone, Meet Heistheway White, or, The Goofy Shit People Name Their Kids July 3, 2007

I don’t really like kids all that much.
Well, there is Clark, but his innate theoreticalness keeps him on my good side.
There have also been a few I have met along the way I consider acceptable.
Even I have to admit this is a cute child…

Unfortunately, her whackadoo parents have decided to name her Heistheway. It [...]