Awwww…sooky sooky now!
You know sometimes I find myself feelin’ sorta….you know…all sexy and whatnot.
I need a little somethin’ somethin’ to get me in tha mood for love.
Lucky for me…and all of my overnight guests… Sharon Tirabsso and Sally Castillo (who I am sure are some hot and sexay ladies) have created LotionGlow. A sensual [...]
Well kids, against my better judgment, I wound up taking Clark to Hershey Park this past weekend. I strongly considered a nice, long grounding after the whole beer incident, but you know how kids are. It just took one little whimper and a glance of those sad eyes, and the car was packed and ready.
Unfortunately, [...]
Let’s spit some bitter bile on the horse teeth of one Mary Murphy!
Who the Hell is That? Mary Murphy is a choreographer and judge on “So You Think You Can Dance.”
Oh Brent, Why Ever Do You Hate Her So? Quite possibly, Mary has the most obnoxious voice to ever be permitted on national television. [...]
Well, not that I have made at least 15 blocks of Velveeta for myself and all my friends, whatever can I do with it all? I would hate to see all of my efforts in making 15 pounds of Velveeta go to waste! Luckily, this recipe for “Velveeta Golden Glory” looks like it [...]
Clark and I are always looking for new and exciting crafts. On Sundays, we like to put on our Wing records and really try to make the world a better place through cross-stitching and macrame. This weekend, I thought we would try something a little different…
Did you know you can make your own Velveeta? Exciting, [...]
Several of you have asked if I had pictures of Clark when he was a baby. As many of his original family’s belongings were destroyed in a mysterious house fire, such precious keepsakes are few and far between. Luckily for everyone, one picture has survived.
Isn’t he a beauty? You can see his good cheer and [...]
You are getting sleepy…
Very, very sleepy
You will do everything Aretha Franklin’s Hooters say
Bow down to Aretha Franklin’s Hooters!
Worship them!
Have no other god before Aretha Franklin’s Hooters!
But above all else….
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Aretha Franklin’s Hooters!
Well, Clark is finally done with his first year of school here in State College. I can’t say that it had been an easy time for any of us. It seems that several of Clark’s teachers felt that he had an “attitude problem.” I have no clue why.
Anyway, we are both looking forward to having [...]
Today, I am expending all of my hate juice on Aaron from Hell’s Kitchen.
Who the Hell is That? The blubbering, simpering retirement home chef from Hell’s Kitchen on Fox.
Oh Brent, Why Ever Do You Hate Him? I feel no need to justify myself. Just click on his picture and watch the [...]
SPECIAL SUMMER ALL HOT DOGS, ALL THE TIME EDITION!
Who knew that people have been searching for more creative ways to prepare the lowly frankfurter! A simple search turned up no less than four wild and wacky ways to make wiener preparation more enjoyable for the whole family. Click on the pictures to go [...]
